313. Monsters Like Backyard Activities

You ever stop to think about how you’ve been spending your time, pause, and realize that you’re not doing enough of what you really enjoy? I mean, you’re working hard, but you’re really just existing day-to-day. You’re not really living. You know what I mean?

It’s like you’ve just been shambling through the day.

Maybe you should spend more time just enjoying the little things. Maybe you should try to stop and smell the roses more often.

No, wait. No maybes. You should make more time to do what you love.

Man, you should make more time to go outside! Ah, to smell the trees and feel the sun on your face. You should make more time to spend with your family.

Yeah, man! Your family!

Do it. Go spend more time with the people who mean the most to you. Go outside and just spend some time in the yard, you know? Or take the kids on a walk around the neighborhood. Or play catch with Junior. Man, I bet he’d love that!

Or invite the neighbors over for a cookout. Man, that sounds like a nice afternoon.

Don’t eat your guests, though. Get a couple good steaks. It’s the neighborly thing to do.


Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books? She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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