315. Monsters Like When You Cross the Streams
Because, you know, crossing the streams creates total protonic reversal resulting in every molecule in the human body exploding at the speed of light and stopping instantaneously all life as you know it.
So, go ahead, cross those streams. Less humans equals less headache for us.
Jim MacKenzie is an amateur futurist on his way to guru-hood. He studied journalism and works in television. Jim writes for several blogs, including The Incredible Vanishing Paperweight and the satirical horror site StuffMonsterslike.com. Jim and his SML co-blogger, Sarah Giavedoni, have started a holiday, ticked off celebrities and tried to purchase the lunar surface.
In his spare time, Jim likes listening to rock music, reading, giving away free books at his nonprofit "The POP Project" and trying to catch the real Thomas Wolfe Home arsonist.