329. Monsters Like Being Decisive

Sure, to the uninformed observer my actions may seem rash. Perhaps you think I jump to conclusions. That I don’t think before I act. That these actions came out of nowhere.

What you don’t realize, my good man, is that I’ve been planning this little coup for well over a decade. Hell, I’ve had vengeance in my heart for centuries!

Through my anger, I have developed an intricate master plan, and I will follow through with it step by step. Just because you have only recently become aware of me and my intentions does not make them any less methodical and well organized.

Killing that girl, though. That may have been a little impulsive, I admit…


Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books? She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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