341. Monsters Like Changing the Carpets

It’s that time of year again – the time for Spring Cleaning! That means dusting off all the cobwebs in the corners, cleaning out the closets, and brutally murdering the unwelcoming new neighbors.

Oh! And don’t forget. Let’s change the carpets. It will be easier than scrubbing out the blood. In fact, let’s go ahead and pull up the carpet from rooms 4 through 7. It looks less suspicious that way.


Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books? She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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