347. Monsters Like Hard-Drinking Establishments

After a hard night of chasing noisy teenagers around the woods or summoning demons from the depths of Hell, sometimes a monster just needs to sit down with a nice, stiff drink.

But where can a hairy, scary monster go to wind down without being harassed by the local pitchfork-wielding town folk?

It’s got to be somewhere homey, covered in the remains of all our human victims from the past few millennia. Somewhere where Lloyd the Bartender knows your name and has no problem helping you knock back a few bourbons on the rocks. Somewhere where your credit is always good and it’s never too crowded.

Every monster has their favorite bar, I guess. Whenever we head out of the Haunted Mansion for a cold one, we hit up…



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Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books? She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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