350. Monsters Like Witty Opponents

Witty opponents are the only ones worth pursuing. Tough guys can be bested by tougher guys. Big weapons can be taken out by bigger weapons. But a rapier wit is a talent that few mortals possess, and one that we immortals have built to perfection over the millennia.

To find a mere mortal, even one who has had a brief brush with immortality, toss such imaginatively chaotic insults our way adds a delightful dimension to our apocalyptic endeavors. It encourages us to step up our game on a different level than normal. It keeps the battle fresh and our minds sharp.

Never underestimate the power of a little humor on the battlefield.

Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books? She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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