355. Monsters Like When You Hide Under the Car Like We’re Not Going to Find You

You know we’re going to look under the car. I mean, there aren’t many place you can be. You either vanished into thin air, or you’re hiding under the Buick. Yeah. We’re kinda thinking you’re hiding under the Buick.

Now, hurry up and come out from under there. You’re just embarrassing yourself.


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Jim MacKenzie is an amateur futurist on his way to guru-hood. He studied journalism and works in television. Jim writes for several blogs, including The Incredible Vanishing Paperweight and the satirical horror site StuffMonsterslike.com. Jim and his SML co-blogger, Sarah Giavedoni, have started a holiday, ticked off celebrities and tried to purchase the lunar surface. In his spare time, Jim likes listening to rock music, reading, giving away free books at his nonprofit "The POP Project" and trying to catch the real Thomas Wolfe Home arsonist.

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