359. Monsters Like Saving Leftovers for Lunch Tomorrow

It’s a tale as old as time. Well, it happened 20 years ago today, at least, in these very woods.

The Memorial Day Massacre.

A bunch of college kids came out here to have a good time. But little did they know that they weren’t the only ones in these-here woods.

A killer – an inhuman beast, maybe – indiscriminately slaughtered the teens one by one. Some were found in pieces scattered through the forest. The bodies of other are buried beneath this very campsite.

Only one person lived to tell this story.

Was she lucky? Was she more clever than the rest? Quicker to find help on the distant highway?

Nope. We were just full, and thought we’d same someone for next time.


Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books? She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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