380. Monsters Like Ignoring the FDA’s Recommendations for Daily Caloric Intake

Witches have never made great dietitians.

When asked how much you should eat, or how much you should weigh, or how many sugary foods you should consume, a witch’s answer is always the same.

“Just a little more, Deary. Just a little more.”



Jim MacKenzie is an amateur futurist on his way to guru-hood. He studied journalism and works in television. Jim writes for several blogs, including The Incredible Vanishing Paperweight and the satirical horror site StuffMonsterslike.com. Jim and his SML co-blogger, Sarah Giavedoni, have started a holiday, ticked off celebrities and tried to purchase the lunar surface. In his spare time, Jim likes listening to rock music, reading, giving away free books at his nonprofit "The POP Project" and trying to catch the real Thomas Wolfe Home arsonist.

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