381. Monsters Like the Human Belief that Bringing Things Back from the Grave Means the Person or Creature Will Be Exactly Like They Were Before They Died

Just think about the logistics of resurrection for a second, will ya?

When a person dies, their soul leaves their body. When a cadaver is resurrected, a new and different soul has to take its place to give life and character to the corpse.

Oh, also, this new soul will likely be evil.

If you were a soul in Heaven, trust me, you would not want to come back to Earth in some old, dead guy’s body.

New life with an evil soul. We monsters tend to think this is how it should be all the time.



Jim MacKenzie is an amateur futurist on his way to guru-hood. He studied journalism and works in television. Jim writes for several blogs, including The Incredible Vanishing Paperweight and the satirical horror site StuffMonsterslike.com. Jim and his SML co-blogger, Sarah Giavedoni, have started a holiday, ticked off celebrities and tried to purchase the lunar surface. In his spare time, Jim likes listening to rock music, reading, giving away free books at his nonprofit "The POP Project" and trying to catch the real Thomas Wolfe Home arsonist.

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