Hey! Thanks for inviting us over.
You didn’t invite us, you say? Well, sure you did! What do you call the closed blinds and locked doors? That’s an open invitation for a private party.
So, what are we doing tonight? Romantic comedy double feature? Crafts? Board games? I’m really good at Boggle and Steve, here, kills at Trivial Pursuit.
Get it? Kills.
Miss one question, and we take the life of your first born child. Or your cat. Whichever is easier to capture in the basement.
What d’you say? Wanna play? Sure you do.
Question one: What’s the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
