You know those guys who always show up at parties uninvited and unannounced? Yeah, you know – the ones with the masks. They seem like quiet, unobtrusive psychokillers. But I’m telling you, if you get a couple light beers into those guys…
Hooooo-eeey! What mouths!
We werewolves are different. Classier. We know how to behave in front of a lady. And we know how to speak.
Or, more accurately, we know how not to speak.
From the original Wolfman to these young pups on MTV to our brethren overseas in London and Paris, werewolfs are taught from the beginning how to watch our language.
After all, we’re werewolves, not swear-wolves.
That is, unless the pack master is having a bad day.