392. Monsters Like Motor Vehicles with Large Beds

Mad scientist. Evil warlord. IRS deputy commissioner.

Monsters hold as many different professions as they have interests. Many go to school or train for years to be good at their employ. Others just need a strong back and reliable vehicle to get the job done.

When there is “equipment” to haul, space is a premium. That’s why we prefer premium vehicles – like a 2013 Chevrolet Express LS 2500 Passenger Van. It’s got to be white on the outside so it doesn’t draw too much attention. And it’s got to be easy to clean on the inside so we can just hose it down after all our … birdhouse building.

That’s right. Our van gets very dirty after we build birdhouses.


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Our monster mascots help us with our evil schemes, as well as taking care of chores around the mansion. From writing press releases to collaborating on blog posts, this blog would not exist without them.

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