393. Monsters Like Monochrome

Have you ever tried to sort eyeballs by color in the dim lantern light of a dank dungeon?

I mean, who hasn’t, right?

It’s so difficult to distinguish colors in the dark. That’s why night-dwelling monsters avoid the issue completely. Especially when it comes to our wardrobe.

Do you know what matches black? More black. Boom. Done.



Our monster mascots help us with our evil schemes, as well as taking care of chores around the mansion. From writing press releases to collaborating on blog posts, this blog would not exist without them.

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