Everything looks bigger in the dark, and monsters have no problem taking advantage where they can. Monsters love hyperbole. It makes their job scaring the be-Jesus out of people much easier. It’s good for their self-esteem, too.
The Glendale Police Department has files and files of inaccurate eyewitness reports.
A lady says she was attacked by the Wolfman with Six-inch claws.
A villager says he spotted Frankenstein’s Monster standing over Seven feet tall.
We at “Stuff Monsters Like” want to put you at ease. The next time a deranged killer chases you through the forest while wielding a 12-inch machete, please remember that your mind is just playing tricks on you. That blade is probably only 7 ½ inches long at best.
You can thank us later for your peace of mind.
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