411. Monsters Like Flirting with Death

“Ooh, Gina, the guy at the end of the bar is checking you out.”

“No, he’s not, Becks.”

“Sure he is. He’s not looking at me. Look!”

“Oh, my gosh. He’s totally staring! What a creeper.”

“Ladies, drinks compliments of the gentleman at the end of the bar.”

“Gina, I think you should go talk to him.”

“Don’t be silly, Becks. Let’s just enjoy our free drinks. Cheers.”

“OMG, Gina. He’s coming over here.”

“Don’t you dare leave me!”

“Hi, I’m Sam.”

“Sam. What a great name. Don’t you think so, Gina? If you’ll excuse me, I have to…powder my nose or something. Let me just grab this drink to take with me….”

“Gina. That’s a great name, too.”

“Oh, thanks. I can’t take the credit for it. So, what do you do, Sam?”

“I’m in acquisitions. Nothing too interesting. You?”


“So, pretty much the opposite.”

“Well, opposites attract, you know….”


Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books? She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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