428. Monsters Like Trading Contact Information

In a world built solely on identity, presentation is everything.


No one understands that better than the dark souls wrapped in Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples tortoiseshell glasses who work alongside me in the high-rising towers of Manhattan. Our worth is based on the quality of our accounts, the exclusivity of our Friday night reservations, and the stock of our business cards.

I mean, just look at that subtle off-white coloring.


The tasteful thickness of it. [gasp!] Oh my god, it even has a watermark.

There’s a reason why I’ve chosen “bone” as my cardstock.

Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books? She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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