43. Monsters Like Muenster Cheese

Someone asked me the other day if monsters liked Muenster cheese. “Is that too obvious?” he asked. Well, the answer seemed as obvious to me as the question: of course monsters like Muenster cheese! Who doesn’t like cheese?

But then I started to ask around the office a little, and it turns out that cheese is like just about everything else in life – opinion about it varies. Turns out, swamp monsters are lactose intolerant, and try to stay away from anything except radiated kelp and fearless, immodest women (see previous post).

The Wolfman loves Muenster cheese, and gets even more excited by how “cheesy” it is for a monster to eat Muenster. (Wolfy is a big fan of puns.) But on the other hand, Dracula has ordered his league of vampires to stay away from the cheese for that very reason. He says it’s undignified for monsters to stoop to something as lowly as humor…and that it only undermines a monster’s ability to instill fear in the hearts of mortals everywhere. And so, the rest of the vampire league has fallen in line with him – he really can be quite persuasive when he looks you directly in the eye….


Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books? She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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