44. Monsters Like Creepy Organ Music

Hey there. It’s me. Yeah. The monster from the catacombs. What Up?

Did I scare you? I hope so. Just taking a little break from hiding in the shadows. Thought I would come and see what the Stage manager has stashed in the fridge.

Oooh! Sunny D!

I guess you already knew I was up here. The creepy organ music always gives me away.

Straight up Baroque style. Gangsta represent.

Can’t seem to sneak up on girls anymore.

You don’t have to scream so loudly, shorty. No one can hear you.

Besides, I’m not gonna hurt you. I just wanted a snack.

Okay already. Don’t trip. I’m leaving.

First, don’t you want to see what’s beneath my mask?

I’m just messing with you.

Peace out.

But I am taking the Sunny D.



Jim MacKenzie is an amateur futurist on his way to guru-hood. He studied journalism and works in television. Jim writes for several blogs, including The Incredible Vanishing Paperweight and the satirical horror site StuffMonsterslike.com. Jim and his SML co-blogger, Sarah Giavedoni, have started a holiday, ticked off celebrities and tried to purchase the lunar surface. In his spare time, Jim likes listening to rock music, reading, giving away free books at his nonprofit "The POP Project" and trying to catch the real Thomas Wolfe Home arsonist.

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