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444. Monsters Like that Eyeglass Companies Still Haven’t Figured out Better Ways to Keep Bifocals Attached to People’s Heads

Strong-sighted people are such a drag. Have you ever chased one through a dimly lit forest at dusk? Exactly. They get away nearly every time.

Give us a glasses-wearing nerd any day. They’re ours. All ours. Every time.

VelmaNoGlasses

Velma from Scooby Doo has lost her bifocals.

 

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Jimmy

Jim MacKenzie is an amateur futurist on his way to guru-hood. He studied journalism and works in television. Jim writes for several blogs, including The Incredible Vanishing Paperweight and the satirical horror site StuffMonsterslike.com. Jim and his SML co-blogger, Sarah Giavedoni, have started a holiday, ticked off celebrities and tried to purchase the lunar surface. In his spare time, Jim likes listening to rock music, reading, giving away free books at his nonprofit "The POP Project" and trying to catch the real Thomas Wolfe Home arsonist.

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