446. Monsters Like that Stephen King Painfully Belabors His Metaphors, Painfully

Okay. Stephen King. We get it. Clowns are spooky. Yeah. There was even that one clown dude who killed people in real life.

And cars. Yep. They’re dangerous. Known that for years.

Alcoholism. Sure. Bad for you. Bad for your family. Bad for your loved ones. Loud and clear, dude.

Obsession can take away the real things in your life that matter and leave you a demented crazy person? Okay. We’ll take it easy.

And dogs with big teeth. Very menacing. Bullies. They suck. Nazis. Do we even have to say it?

Also, Stephen King. We love you. Please don’t hurt us.

You’re awesome!!!!!!!!!


Jim MacKenzie is an amateur futurist on his way to guru-hood. He studied journalism and works in television. Jim writes for several blogs, including The Incredible Vanishing Paperweight and the satirical horror site StuffMonsterslike.com. Jim and his SML co-blogger, Sarah Giavedoni, have started a holiday, ticked off celebrities and tried to purchase the lunar surface. In his spare time, Jim likes listening to rock music, reading, giving away free books at his nonprofit "The POP Project" and trying to catch the real Thomas Wolfe Home arsonist.

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