447. Monsters Like Losing Our Heads

Heartache. Pain. Jealousy. Denial. Addiction. Disappointment. Fear. Despair.

You mortals are overwhelmed by these petty and useless emotions. You’re consumed by them.

Do you know where all those feelings come from? Your head. Somehow the millions and millions of neural cells in your little grey brains connect in such a way as to bring you nothing but constant pain. Why do you put up with it?

If you ask me, it’s much easier to remove the problem at its source. I did it decades ago. And I don’t mean to sound cliche, but it’s been nothing but sunshine and rainbows ever since. At least, that’s what I choose to believe. It’s hard to tell without eyes.

Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books? She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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