Why play fair when you are a werewolf?
Playing fair is for mortals and losers. And most of the time, mortals and losers are the same thing.
That ball isn’t going to dunk itself.
Wolf-Dunk it!
That’s what I’m talkin’ bout. Show them that when they encounter a werewolf in gym shorts and a headband, he means business.
And my business is winning.
That tall center on the other team is playing dirty.
Wolf-Guard him!
Lock up your daughters. I’m the furriest, free-throwingest, forward out there. We’re going to take our division. May even win state.
Remember this. If the rule book does not say you cannot gnaw off opponent’s fingers, it’s not a foul.
Wolf-Power!
