Why play fair when you are a werewolf?
Playing fair is for mortals and losers. And most of the time, mortals and losers are the same thing.
That ball isn’t going to dunk itself.
That’s what I’m talkin’ bout. Show them that when they encounter a werewolf in gym shorts and a headband, he means business.
And my business is winning.
That tall center on the other team is playing dirty.
Lock up your daughters. I’m the furriest, free-throwingest, forward out there. We’re going to take our division. May even win state.
Remember this. If the rule book does not say you cannot gnaw off opponent’s fingers, it’s not a foul.