454. Monsters Like Helping You Invest Wisely

Retirement is just around the corner. It’s time to make your money work for you. Have you thought about investing with the Fallen Angel?

There is no safer place to inject your equity capital.

He will make your assets become a large ratio in your net income.

And if you are concerned about the gradual conversion of the cost of tangible capital assets becoming nothing more than operational expenses, relax. Let the dark, horned one do the worrying for you.

If the only thing keeping you from making that call is that nagging question: “But will Lucifer get me good returns on my investments?”—the answer is yes. Yes, he does.

454. Monsters Like Helping You Invest Wisely


Jim MacKenzie is an amateur futurist on his way to guru-hood. He studied journalism and works in television. Jim writes for several blogs, including The Incredible Vanishing Paperweight and the satirical horror site StuffMonsterslike.com. Jim and his SML co-blogger, Sarah Giavedoni, have started a holiday, ticked off celebrities and tried to purchase the lunar surface. In his spare time, Jim likes listening to rock music, reading, giving away free books at his nonprofit "The POP Project" and trying to catch the real Thomas Wolfe Home arsonist.

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