457. Monsters Like Looking Down on You

You want something from the cupboard? I’ll get that for you, Boy!

You mere tiny mortals are so average in height, Boy!

Yes, I’ll grab those Cheerios for you from the top shelf, Boy! But, you need to do me a favor. Hold my metallic sphere.  



Jim MacKenzie is an amateur futurist on his way to guru-hood. He studied journalism and works in television. Jim writes for several blogs, including The Incredible Vanishing Paperweight and the satirical horror site StuffMonsterslike.com. Jim and his SML co-blogger, Sarah Giavedoni, have started a holiday, ticked off celebrities and tried to purchase the lunar surface. In his spare time, Jim likes listening to rock music, reading, giving away free books at his nonprofit "The POP Project" and trying to catch the real Thomas Wolfe Home arsonist.

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