459. Monsters Like Popping Bennies

Breaker Breaker 1 – 9. Anyone got their ears on? It’s me, Large Marge.

It’s pretty regular business for us long-haul truck drivers. Out there on the big highways alone, listening to tunes, talking on the CBs, scaring Pee Wees, and poppin’ Bennies.

That’s the life for me. 24-hour diners, Road Mamas, Lot lizards, snorting speed balls…and did I mention scaring Pee Wees?

Oh, I hate me some Pee Wees. Whenever I see them, I pick them up and give them something to think about before they hitchhike again with Old Large Marge.



Jim MacKenzie is an amateur futurist on his way to guru-hood. He studied journalism and works in television. Jim writes for several blogs, including The Incredible Vanishing Paperweight and the satirical horror site StuffMonsterslike.com. Jim and his SML co-blogger, Sarah Giavedoni, have started a holiday, ticked off celebrities and tried to purchase the lunar surface. In his spare time, Jim likes listening to rock music, reading, giving away free books at his nonprofit "The POP Project" and trying to catch the real Thomas Wolfe Home arsonist.

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