Breaker Breaker 1 – 9. Anyone got their ears on? It’s me, Large Marge.
It’s pretty regular business for us long-haul truck drivers. Out there on the big highways alone, listening to tunes, talking on the CBs, scaring Pee Wees, and poppin’ Bennies.
That’s the life for me. 24-hour diners, Road Mamas, Lot lizards, snorting speed balls…and did I mention scaring Pee Wees?
Oh, I hate me some Pee Wees. Whenever I see them, I pick them up and give them something to think about before they hitchhike again with Old Large Marge.