460. Monsters Like Compasses and Slide Rules

“Okay, Mark. Now pull the string to that corner over there.”

“Dammit, Steve, I told you to call me Vulture when we’re in the Den of Darkness.”

“You mean your girlfriend’s basement? What happened to that storage unit you were going to rent, Mark?”

“Shut up, Steve! I’m still working on it. Until then, we’re just going to have to summon the Dark Lord from here. Okay?!”

“Geez. Okay. Don’t lose your shit, Mark. Where am I taking this now?”

“Okay. Touch the chalk to the ground, and drag it around in a circle. Be sure to keep the line tight so we get a perfect circle.”

“Cool. Look! A perfect circle…Oh! I get that band name now. Hahaha.”

“…That’s the best pentagram we’ve made yet!”


Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books? She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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