463. Monsters Like When You Split up into Groups of Two

Somehow, you’ve gotten yourself locked overnight in an abandoned mansion and your friends are dropping dead right and left.

Somewhere in the house is a murderer. And if you don’t find them, you could be the next fine cube cut.

“Let’s split up,” you say. “Find the killer before he finds us. Everyone pick a partner and scan a different part of the house.”

Such a great idea. The killer was wondering all night how he was going to get you alone. And then you basically come up with his murder plan for him. Divide everyone up into groups of two, and then choose your best friend, the murderer, as your search partner.



Jim MacKenzie is an amateur futurist on his way to guru-hood. He studied journalism and works in television. Jim writes for several blogs, including The Incredible Vanishing Paperweight and the satirical horror site StuffMonsterslike.com. Jim and his SML co-blogger, Sarah Giavedoni, have started a holiday, ticked off celebrities and tried to purchase the lunar surface. In his spare time, Jim likes listening to rock music, reading, giving away free books at his nonprofit "The POP Project" and trying to catch the real Thomas Wolfe Home arsonist.

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