473. Monsters Like Making New Year’s Resolutions

This year, we’re holding ourselves to these 2017 New Year’s resolutions. Will you help us keep them?

1. Run more.

2. Eat out less. Save leftovers for lunch.

3. Start eating only hormone-free meat.

4. Spend more time with family. Especially grandpa.

5. Learn to cook.

6. Travel abroad. Maybe to Spain.

7. Make a new friend.

8. Find a hobby.

9. Work on my investments.

10. Lose the baby weight. Every time we eat one, it goes straight to our hips.

Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books? She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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