481. Monsters Like When You Come to Meet the Family

So, it sounds like you’ve fallen for the lovely young lady of the family, huh? Can’t blame you—she’s pretty amazing, isn’t she? (She gets her looks from her mother’s side of the family.)

Welcome to our home! We’re so glad to meet you. We were so worried that she’d end up a spinster. Oh, don’t mind me. It’s just that it’s not often we meet one of her suitors. We can’t imagine why she doesn’t bring more men home to meet the family.

Here’s our son. He’s a little strange, but mostly harmless. Just don’t roughhouse with him—he tends to bite.

And you’ve met my lovely wife, I see. She works here, from home. Isn’t she beautiful? I bet you can’t guess her age—she looks so much younger than her years!

Oh. Don’t mind Grandpa. He tends to keep to himself. He runs around like this sometimes, but it’s just exercise. He has a great laugh. You’ll have fun getting to know him.

Oh, goody! We’re so glad you’re here. Let me give you the tour. Shall we start with the basement laboratory?

Monsters Like When You Come to Meet the Family

Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books? She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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