508. Monsters Like Proving How Much Nazis Suck
So, the vampires are Nazis because the Third Reich wanted to reign for thousands of years and never die?
Or, is it the other way around? The Nazis are vampires because vampires drain the life from a society, working in evil darkness, and slowly infect the entire world?
Either way, Nazis suck.
Jim MacKenzie is an amateur futurist on his way to guru-hood. He studied journalism and works in television. Jim writes for several blogs, including The Incredible Vanishing Paperweight and the satirical horror site StuffMonsterslike.com. Jim and his SML co-blogger, Sarah Giavedoni, have started a holiday, ticked off celebrities and tried to purchase the lunar surface.
In his spare time, Jim likes listening to rock music, reading, giving away free books at his nonprofit "The POP Project" and trying to catch the real Thomas Wolfe Home arsonist.