52. Monsters Like Hypno-Eyes
Monsters enjoy complete control over humanity. But this doesn’t come easy.
To successfully instruct the minions, every monster needs spiraling irises.
When a human glances into a monster’s rotating pupils, it’s like staring into
the chasm of selfless obedience. Check your morals and inhibitions at the door.
You won’t be needing them where you are going.
And where are you going?
Into the dreamlike state of unquestioning subservience.
Now that your mind is under the control of the monster, he has a first request:
Pick up the little ogre spawns from night pre-school.
Jim MacKenzie is an amateur futurist on his way to guru-hood. He studied journalism and works in television. Jim writes for several blogs, including The Incredible Vanishing Paperweight and the satirical horror site StuffMonsterslike.com. Jim and his SML co-blogger, Sarah Giavedoni, have started a holiday, ticked off celebrities and tried to purchase the lunar surface.
In his spare time, Jim likes listening to rock music, reading, giving away free books at his nonprofit "The POP Project" and trying to catch the real Thomas Wolfe Home arsonist.