Monsters don’t need all that stuff. When will they ever use it? They say they’re holding on to it for their grandchildren. We doubt that.
This is a sickness. You need to downsize. You need help. Sleeping on top of other people’s garbage isn’t healthy. You need to speak to a professional.
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Jim MacKenzie is an amateur futurist on his way to guru-hood. He studied journalism and works in television. Jim writes for several blogs, including The Incredible Vanishing Paperweight and the satirical horror site StuffMonsterslike.com. Jim and his SML co-blogger, Sarah Giavedoni, have started a holiday, ticked off celebrities and tried to purchase the lunar surface.
In his spare time, Jim likes listening to rock music, reading, giving away free books at his nonprofit "The POP Project" and trying to catch the real Thomas Wolfe Home arsonist.
