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525. Monsters Like Getting around Customs Issues

Things we’ve tried to get through customs on our way to a relaxing weekend at Monster Island:

  • Cuban cigars
  • Toys made with lead paint
  • Buckets of ants
  • Wormwood
  • Finger sandwiches
  • Machete hands
  • Missile launchers
  • A human-sized jar filled with 100 brains
  • One human brain dived into 100 Mason jars
  • A freshly unearthed coffin
  • 14,000 gold coins
  • A fish monster (Though, to be fair, he bought his own seat.)

Things we can now successfully take through customs on our relaxing weekend at Monster Island:

 

 

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