528. Monsters Like When You Torture Yourselves

Covering your entire body with acupuncture needles. Pulling your butthole out through your eye sockets. An endless lecture series on Excel spreadsheet formulas. Staycations in Toledo.

We can get pretty creative with our tortures. But nothing beats the relentless, anxiety-ridden tortures you heap upon yourselves when you think you deserve them.

Genius, really. We’ve learned a lot from you.

528. Monsters Like When You Torture Yourselves

Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books? She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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