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540. Monsters Like that When Life Closes a Door, it Opens a Window

Actually, that’s not life doing that. It’s us. You just can’t see us because we’re invisible. And angry that you’re here.

This house is haunted. Surprise!

540. Monsters Like that When Life Closes a Door, it Opens a Window

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Jimmy

Jim MacKenzie is an amateur futurist on his way to guru-hood. He studied journalism and works in television. Jim writes for several blogs, including The Incredible Vanishing Paperweight and the satirical horror site StuffMonsterslike.com. Jim and his SML co-blogger, Sarah Giavedoni, have started a holiday, ticked off celebrities and tried to purchase the lunar surface. In his spare time, Jim likes listening to rock music, reading, giving away free books at his nonprofit "The POP Project" and trying to catch the real Thomas Wolfe Home arsonist.

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