548. Monster Like Shiny Accessories

The best hair. The freshest nails. The tightest skin.

We monsters take our looks very seriously. You know this—you’ve read all of our posts about fashion (see here and here).

But nothing brings the ensemble together like the perfect piece of bling!

You ever find the right jewelry, but you can’t have it?

And you want it SO BAD!

It’s just a simple gold band—Why can’t it be yours?

You hate the ring. You love it.

You hate the ring. You love it.

You hate how much you love it.

And then, after eons of skulking and stalking and striking down any hobbit in your way…

You grasp it!

My precious!!

548. Monster Like Shiny Accessories

Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books? She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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