55. Monsters Like Creepy Statues of Little Girls

After a while, we monsters get tired of seeing nothing but grotesque gargoyles and griffins guarding buildings. How cliche is it to put a cross on top of a headstone? Be more creative, people!

You know what’s creepy? Kids.

Soul-less children encased in concrete for all eternity.

And yet, people continue to create bronze and marble statues of these miniature people in complete delight, to adorn parks, sidewalks, their loved ones’ final resting places…

Monsters aspire to be as inherently bone-chilling as expressionless children whose fixed, stony stare can chill even the most cold-blooded creature to the core.

Only the best of the best succeed.


Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books? She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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