You know what’s better than gnawing on a warm femur freshly torn from the body of a still-screaming victim?
You thought we were going to say “nothing,” right? Wrong.
Sucking out the savory marrow of a severed leg is delicious, don’t get us wrong. But sometimes, only something sweet will hit the spot. On those days, we much prefer sucking the peanut butter off a pretzel bone.