553. Monsters Like Indulging our Sweet Tooth

You know what’s better than gnawing on a warm femur freshly torn from the body of a still-screaming victim?

You thought we were going to say “nothing,” right? Wrong.

Sucking out the savory marrow of a severed leg is delicious, don’t get us wrong. But sometimes, only something sweet will hit the spot. On those days, we much prefer sucking the peanut butter off a pretzel bone.


553. Monsters Like Indulging our Sweet Tooth


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