554. Monsters Like Proving that Age is Just a Number

40 years. That’s nothing compared to all the terror I’ve survived in those decades.

11. The number of iterations in which this monstrous soul has inflicted trauma.

$33.3 million. The record amount you’re willing to pay on an opening day in October to see whether I have the last laugh. (And $77.5 million in three days.)

Number 1.

Number one horror movie opening with a female lead.

Number one Halloween opening ever.

Number one movie opening—for any movie—with a female lead over 55.

But what does my age matter? I’m number one.

554. Monsters Like Proving that Age is Just a Number

Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books? She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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