555. Monsters Like Second Marriages

I heard you once told your mother you hated her for making you eat brussel sprouts. Betcha didn’t know they would become the “it” vegetable of 2016. Betcha feel pretty bad about making something over nothing.

Because now your mom’s dead.

Well, I’m here now, child. And I’m running this household. So do as your father tells you, because he does as I tell him. And when he’s gone (which will be pretty soon, BTW), you will do what I tell you!

DO YOU UNDERSTAND!?

Item one. Lose the chinaberry beads. They make your dress look as cheap as you are.

555. Monsters Like Second Marriages

Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books? She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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