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561. Monsters Like Inspiring You to Hurt Yourselves

Guys. The point of the movie was to not die. What are you doing?

Running around blindfolded. Bumping into doors and posts. Injuring small children. Robbing banks. Crashing cars.

You know what? Keep doing it. We’ll just grab a mojito, kick back, and watch. Thanks for making our job easy.

561. Monsters Like Inspiring You to Hurt Yourselves
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