565. Monsters Like Thin Air

When the detectives arrive to begin their search for the missing girl, they always say she disappeared into “thin air.” It’s never thick air. Do you know why?

Have you ever tried to make an innocent damsel disappear into thick air? It just doesn’t work. It’s too hard.

Trust us. Wait until the air is thin, not thick, and making people disappear will be much simpler.

565. Monsters Like Thin Air


Jim MacKenzie is an amateur futurist on his way to guru-hood. He studied journalism and works in television. Jim writes for several blogs, including The Incredible Vanishing Paperweight and the satirical horror site StuffMonsterslike.com. Jim and his SML co-blogger, Sarah Giavedoni, have started a holiday, ticked off celebrities and tried to purchase the lunar surface. In his spare time, Jim likes listening to rock music, reading, giving away free books at his nonprofit "The POP Project" and trying to catch the real Thomas Wolfe Home arsonist.

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