Hey, King Kong—what’re you the ruler of? Numbskull Island?
Yo, Mothra. Who designed your wing pattern? My grandmother’s curtains?
Godzilla? More like Nod-zilla. What a snooze!
Your momma is so fat, when she destroys a Japanese city, she destroys the WHOLE city.
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Sarah G
What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books?
She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.
