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568. Monsters Like Throwing Shade

Hey, King Kong—what’re you the ruler of? Numbskull Island?

Yo, Mothra. Who designed your wing pattern? My grandmother’s curtains?

Godzilla? More like Nod-zilla. What a snooze!

Your momma is so fat, when she destroys a Japanese city, she destroys the WHOLE city.

568. Monsters Like Throwing Shade

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