569. Monsters Like Showmanship

An impeccable wardrobe.

Inventive sexual encounters.

The best club drugs the Korean underground has to offer.

Impromptu musical performances.

Sexy accents.

Wealth beyond measure.

Thorough manscaping.

Making a memorable entrance.

After millennia of offering favors to aspiring artists and performers, you begin to understand a little about what the public wants to see. And it turns out, they want to see more of me—A lot more, if you know what I mean.

Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books? She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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