570. Monsters Like Random Title Generators

Coming up with all those scary movie names is hard work. “Bloody” this and “Slasher” that. Eventually you just run out of ideas.

That’s where the random title generator comes in handy. Sure, it doesn’t spit out any titles that are too amazing, like “Reservoir Dogs” or “Requiem for a Dream”.

Or anything even closely resembling Shakespeare. Then again, this isn’t Shakespeare.

But “Snakes On A Plane”. . . . yeah. . . . that was the work of a random title generator. Beautiful isn’t it?

Here’s some more.  

How about “The Dark Room that was Scary Massacre”?

Or “The Cave of Mysterious Spooky Monsters from outer space the 13th”?

Ahhhhh. Pure gold.

570. Monsters Like Random Title Generators


Jim MacKenzie is an amateur futurist on his way to guru-hood. He studied journalism and works in television. Jim writes for several blogs, including The Incredible Vanishing Paperweight and the satirical horror site StuffMonsterslike.com. Jim and his SML co-blogger, Sarah Giavedoni, have started a holiday, ticked off celebrities and tried to purchase the lunar surface. In his spare time, Jim likes listening to rock music, reading, giving away free books at his nonprofit "The POP Project" and trying to catch the real Thomas Wolfe Home arsonist.

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