581. Monsters Like When the Halloween Store Comes to Town

Do you know how hard it is to find a good fog machine off season? Do you know how much slime we go through in a single month?

When the Halloween store opens in the previously abandoned Kmart each fall, it gives us a chance to stock up on all the essentials. Scream machines, creepy paintings with moving eyeballs, a variety of masks—they have it all! When we want to redecorate our dungeons with new spooky statues and fresh spider webs, we know they’ll have what we want in stock.

It’s a one-stop shopping experience for the damned and the damned fashionable.

581. Monsters Like When the Halloween Store Comes to Town

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Our monster mascots help us with our evil schemes, as well as taking care of chores around the mansion. From writing press releases to collaborating on blog posts, this blog would not exist without them.

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