582. Monsters Like Non-Sequitur Sequels
All the kids want a new Silver Shamrock Co. mask for Halloween.
In fact, so many kids want it, you could almost accuse the manufacturer of mind control.
Whatever happened to the inside-out Shatner mask from the first two movies?
Halloween III must be a non-sequitur sequel. It did bring back the coolest named stuntman from Halloween II to play an android: That man’s name is Dick Warlock.
Yeah. We’re actually name jealous.
Jim MacKenzie is an amateur futurist on his way to guru-hood. He studied journalism and works in television. Jim writes for several blogs, including The Incredible Vanishing Paperweight and the satirical horror site StuffMonsterslike.com. Jim and his SML co-blogger, Sarah Giavedoni, have started a holiday, ticked off celebrities and tried to purchase the lunar surface.
In his spare time, Jim likes listening to rock music, reading, giving away free books at his nonprofit "The POP Project" and trying to catch the real Thomas Wolfe Home arsonist.