583. Monsters Like Eschewing Traditional Alarm Clocks

Who wants to wake up to “Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!

Ughhhh. How annoying, even for a dead ghoul. 

A monster’s favorite alarm clock is the Addamses. Because it’s nice to see old friends when you first get up.

- Wake the dead! - Wake the dead!


Jim MacKenzie is an amateur futurist on his way to guru-hood. He studied journalism and works in television. Jim writes for several blogs, including The Incredible Vanishing Paperweight and the satirical horror site StuffMonsterslike.com. Jim and his SML co-blogger, Sarah Giavedoni, have started a holiday, ticked off celebrities and tried to purchase the lunar surface. In his spare time, Jim likes listening to rock music, reading, giving away free books at his nonprofit "The POP Project" and trying to catch the real Thomas Wolfe Home arsonist.

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